Ninjas!!!

So living in Japan I have to be very careful about sudden ninja attacks. But, as this documentary clearly demonstrates, ninjas can be good peoples.

Ninja Documentary

Actually, during my recent trip to Tokyo I had the rare opportunity to visit a Ninja hideout and dine on the secret ninja cuisine (which, though delicious, was an awful lot like regular Japanese food, just more creatively presented).

The hide out was discretely named “Ninja.” After arranging the meeting through secure anonymous channels (aka the internet) my family and I arrived at the entrance to the Ninja conclave. After a ninja host led us through secret (and small) tunnels we arrived at the Ninja base. There a lovely young female ninja took our orders and served us.


Ninja waitress 


We then practiced our ninja skills.


Ninja Evan 

After dinner we had some secret ninja desserts.



Ice cream! 

After dining a Ninja came and demonstrated some age old ninja techniques (magic tricks).


Magic Ninja 

When it was time to leave the Ninja’s showed us out.


Ninja Farewell 

And with a final farewell they were gone.


Last Message 

Yeah, Ninjas are cool.